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pube my pants

when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies
i always pube my pants

i pube my pants in #mycalvins
by 1dafyeo June 12, 2019
mugGet the pube my pantsmug.

almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.
When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)
by lawaimike December 16, 2016
mugGet the almost peed my pantsmug.

my pants are blowing up!

when your shitting yourself so hard that your pants blow up
i think i had to much taco bell... AHHH my pants are blowing up!!
by some stupid guy September 5, 2023
mugGet the my pants are blowing up!mug.

Susan, get my pants

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024
mugGet the Susan, get my pantsmug.

i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i shitted my pants again
by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023
mugGet the i shitted my pantsmug.

robert pattinson in my pants

damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA
person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out

me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants
by baddiealert December 30, 2021
mugGet the robert pattinson in my pantsmug.

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