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Row Z

The theoretical furthest back row of seats in a football stadium, and thus, where a defender making a clearance is encouraged to aim for, to eliminate any immediate threat of the opposition scoring by sending the ball as far from their own goal as possible.
A good defender should know how to pass a ball, but more importantly, they should know when to kick it into Row Z.
by falsetokaiba April 22, 2019
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Matt Rowe

I backstabbing little bitch betrays his friends for a fuck boy that lives in Texas, who he will never see again. Then acts all innocent because he cant handle the fact that he is a no good lying and deceiving piece of shit. Also looks like a water balloon filled with semen. Achoo!!!!!! now i have all my kits.
by Ih8mattrowe November 29, 2017
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Perve row

Perve row are the chairs closest to the stripper platform. Usually older men, will sit in these spots for a good amount of time, while their wife is at home wondering where the hell they are at. Younger men avoid staying in this spot too long due to stripper budgets. It's a spot at the club with the most live action.

The name originated from strippers ranting about old, weird men. They often call it Perve row, yet they do not realize their profession is more degrading than the people watching them.
Bro #1: "Hey man lets sit on Perve row, I can't see from the bar over here."
Bro #2: "What? I can't afford to make it rain, she will squeeze the singles out of me."
by Blackjack.Hefe November 22, 2015
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carrot rows

Similar to Corn Rows (also Cornrows), an ancient traditional African hair style, but worn by an individual with naturally red hair. Linguistically a combination of "corn rows" and "carrot top".
Damn, that ginger white-boy is straight up rockin' carrot rows.
by doctorgroove June 9, 2018
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Bitch Row

Two or more nasty chicks lined-up in a row.
"The girls in those seats are rude," said a theater customer, "yeah, they are nasty chicks, that's bitch row," explained the usher.

Don't go near that set of cubicles, that's where Elizabeth, Anne and Rachel sit, they bark and growl at visitors, it's bitch row.

He worked his way down the line from day jobs to night jobs, his girlfriends made a bitch row for him.
by 2278 March 25, 2019
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Row hoe

A female who works in the pipeline industry as welders helper or swamper who has sex with anyone or anything as a means to advance threw the work place.
That fucking row hoe ran threw the entire front end after work last night and now shes blowing the weld boss. Bless her slutty little heart.
by Douchebag#1 June 16, 2018
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Tub Rowing

"Jake was careful not to fill his bathtub too full for fear that all of the tub rowing he was going to do would splash water all over his new argyle sweater."
by dougan-chesner April 28, 2010
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