im on one

trippin off of something; high off of drugs or drunk; overly happy for reasons no one else knows

I'm on one dog, that X got me in the zone

by that dozen April 30, 2005

im on a boat

A comical song by The lonely island

The lyrics to Im on a boat

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

by Theooeyes April 16, 2009

im a goat

a person that is the best of the best and nobody can beat him

greatest of all time

im a goat you bad kids

by Shocker33 January 8, 2017

im lagging

Words lucas torres orielly use to define non stop sexual moving of a game

“I couldnt kill him im lagging , im lagging DAMN IT”

by Yeeeeeeet cud August 1, 2018

im_not_a_furry

A person that is lies about everything they say. If they tell you they aren't a furry, then they are lying

Person 1: Hey, are you sure you aren't a furry?
Furry: Im_not_a_furry. There's no proof!

by 117 Pseudonym 112 December 13, 2018

im so fucking bored

when your so fucking bored that you write a definition in urbandictionary

im so fucking bored right now i made this in urban dictionary

by im so fucking bored right now February 4, 2019

Im Marksman

The G.O.A.T. of Call of Duty Search and Destroy, and Twitch streamer & YouTuber.

3:00 KD +

Kid: Marksman is pretty bad
Im Marksman: *Jokely* Ya, I am bad

also Marksman: I am the best

by Timothy with .5 kd July 25, 2020