Hong Kong Moms

An elite exclusive facebook organisation that seems to always have an opinion on everything while complaining about first world problem.

"Do I let my helper sit on the sofa?" Said a Hong Kong Moms
"Should I pay for my helper's visa fee ?" Hong Kong Moms,2020
"Does anyone have good school recommendations on kindergarten that will teach 4 languages to my 3 year old?" - Hong Kong Moms

by Sxper_Fixer May 2, 2022

Destroying Hong Kong

When you laugh so hard you fart, then laugh harder.

Yea Jimmy starting Destroying Hong Kong in the middle of class it was hilarious.

by Karateflame2 January 6, 2017

Hong kong autocracy

It's a joke. Hong kong is now run by dictatorship, namely CCP. Police are overpowered.

Carrie Lam: hey Xi, wanna hear a joke?
Xi: yeah
Carrie Lam: wanna have some hong kong autocracy for lunch ? hong kong is a free country ;)

by Gfhgsdgm July 3, 2020

Hong Kong Dong

A nasty - but fortunately fictional - venereal disease mentioned in dirty jokes; which causes one's dong to rot and fall off after a few days.

"You Western doctors always want to cut, cut, cut! No need! That not how we treat Hong Kong Dong. You wait two, maybe three days, he fall off all by himself."

by Duke Fenton January 9, 2022

Long Hong Thai

A person with balls and wants an Xbox 3 anime girl edition.

He is Long Hong Thai, who has balls.

by Random Person 42069 August 15, 2023

Hong Kong shlong

The Hong Kong shlong is a man who constantly beats his meat, similar to a coomer, but he beats it so much and so violently that it could be compared to China’s police beating Hong Kong protesters

Bro I’ve got a Hong Kong shlong, literally my balls turned purple

by The Scoundrel October 29, 2020

Hong Kong sleepover

The act of shoving one's sexual partner's head under water during intercourse with the purpose of inducing unconsciousness, thus tightening the rectal muscles and providing great pleasure for the fellow upon orgasm. See camel kick and donkey punch. So named due to its use by colonial-era Hong Kong boat prostitutes. Supposedly a bathtub favorite of President John F. Kennedy.

Ned invited Mabel over for a Hong Kong sleepover by thrusting her head into the bucket of water next to the sawhorse on which he was plowing her.

by Ned March 26, 2003