Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.
by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016
Get the Uterine Homing Device mug.Selective hoeing is the act of being of hoe. But not just being a hoe for anybody, you're very selective of who you send them booty pics to. For example, you could have 10 niggas in your DM's and only be picking and choosing specific ones.
Girl 1: "Damn Becky, you've been a real hoe lately."
Girl 2: "It's not just regular hoeing, it's selective hoeing."
Girl 2: "It's not just regular hoeing, it's selective hoeing."
by OmareBeach December 6, 2016
Get the selective hoeing mug.An annoying person, especially one that is oblivious to the unique problems that they create within the world around them.
This person manages to simultaneously behave as both an ass hole, and a bastard, at the same time.
Since the behaviors never stop, this person is constantly in the motion of ass holin'.
They also always remain a bastard.
This person manages to simultaneously behave as both an ass hole, and a bastard, at the same time.
Since the behaviors never stop, this person is constantly in the motion of ass holin'.
They also always remain a bastard.
"Wait... we had $10 left on the card. I just checked the bank account online. Who went to the $8 Chinese buffet, instead of carefully planning $10 worth of groceries to last us until payday!?!?"
"Oh... must have been (idiots name here). He left a while ago, saying that he was hungry, the ass holin' bastard."
"Oh... must have been (idiots name here). He left a while ago, saying that he was hungry, the ass holin' bastard."
by MelissaNicole37902 March 29, 2017
Get the Ass holin' bastard mug.v. When one is out of cannabis, they go on a tirade of using flame to scorch through any of their cannabis paraphernalia in search of any signs of left over bud .
Dude, I was out of weed and I didn’t have any money.. so I had to go dragon-holing to all my pipes, bongs and bowls to see if I had any leftover weed. Fortunately, I made like the dragon and scorched some green sheep, and I sourced through the nine realms for the rest of time.”
by FaderOfBraavos! February 6, 2018
Get the Dragon-Holing mug.Danny: Man, i just ate that whole cake all on my own.
Jo: You certainly Ass'hoed that cake.
Danny: It was some mighty fine ass'hoeing yes.
Jo: You certainly Ass'hoed that cake.
Danny: It was some mighty fine ass'hoeing yes.
by ShadesMcNulty February 23, 2018
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"what?"
"That style hosing session from two nights ago still has my knees weak"
"Alright I get you"
"what?"
"That style hosing session from two nights ago still has my knees weak"
"Alright I get you"
by BurningEagle23 April 10, 2020
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