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sloppy high five 

When a man or women fingers his/her partner until there hand is covered in their partners cum and then highfives someone without them knowing about whats covering the hand until it is too late.
friend 1 "hey man high five"
slap
friend 2 "what the fuck is all over my hand?"
friend 1 "ask him/her... you just got a sloppy high five"
punch
sloppy high five by JeffbigB July 7, 2011

michigan high five 

the michigan high five is when one gives a hand job to completion whilst wearing a mitten. the act, however, is not limited to michigan residents or visitors. you can perform the michigan high five in any of the contiguous united states. one can do it in hawaii or alaska, but it is frowned upon.

the origin of the michigan high five is derived from the state's mitten-like shape and harsh winter weather conditions. it's perfect for those who enjoy giving a hand job, but dread the mess. there is currently a line of mittens being produced just for this sole purpose, so keep your eyes and hands out for MH5 mittens in an array of colors and textures.

and for those living in colder climates, don't be ashamed to give yourself a michigan high five. that's what it's there for.
why don't you come back to my place and mama will give you a michigan high five.

it's cold outside. how about you slip on that mitten and give me a michigan high five.

did you make it to third base? nah, just gave him a michigan high five.

2 degrees, 1 mitten: the michigan high five.
michigan high five by mamaknowsbest1 November 19, 2013

jellyfish high five 

A Jellyfish high five is a type of high five fake out.

When an high five is initiated, right before contact, one of the participants in said high five pulls away wiggling their fingers or arms and says "Jellyfish"
*highfive* ~~~~~ JELLYFISH
*highfive* ~~~ smaller jellyfish
(jellyfish High Five)

Mile high-five club 

On a long flight home from a business trip, Jimmy got extremely horny and needed relief. As he didn’t have a willing partner at hand, he went into the bathroom and joined the mile high-five club.

Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright

hungarian high-five 

when two guys tag team a girl, and they give each other a high five as they ejactulate onto said girl.
sam and ryan did a hungarian high-five on josh's mom the other night.

Detroit high five 

When one man is engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman from the rear and another man is receiving oral sex from the same woman. As this is happening the 2 men are giving eachother high fives.
Me and Mike gave this hot chick a Detroit high five last night, my hand still hurts from the intense high five action.
Detroit high five by Tommy M. August 9, 2006