sturdy helper

A petite woman who willingly assists with condom placement, then welcomes the full weight of her lover to be placed atop her, despite her stature.

Man: "Thanks for helpin' me with the rubber." Woman: "No problem, I'm a helper, you know." Man (on top of Woman): "Am I squishing you?" Woman: "No, I'm right sturdy."
...a sturdy helper.

by Deck Talker March 3, 2007

shelter helper

The bitch at the homeless shelter who gives out free handies to those in need.

I took my broke ass to the shelter and got some "help" from the shelter helper.

by Analblasted6969 May 27, 2016

Hive Helper

Hive Helpers is a group of Helpers who voluntarily work for The Hive, the biggest Minecraft Bedrock Edition server of all time.
As of 18 August 2021, there are 33 helpers in The Hive.
They do their job in a very great way and feel generous enough to voluntarily hold that position for years.

(LeopardJays best helper ww)

"Hey look! That is a Hive Helper! Let's talk with them for some clout!"

by haha non August 17, 2021

herpies infested cum bubble

a name you give your friends when they say something really stupid....also a come back when people call you names

jon- you look like a dogs taint

jimbo- shutup you herpies infested cum bubble

by big daddy jay January 20, 2007

hamburger helper

bad heroin, cut to much

he sells hamburger helper

by Wappingers Falls August 4, 2008

hamburger helper

Getting off with your partners face covered in shit.

when your partner is giving you a reach around with theri face in your asshole. Then right when you start to cum you shit on their face making it look like hamburger helper.

by the hopwood June 25, 2009

helper shotgun

Similiar to a helper monkey, helper shotguns are put into use by disabled persons to perform tasks. However, unlike (most) helper monkeys, helper shotguns are also used to lay in the smack down on any disrespecting peeps.

That bitch didn't disrespect me after I brought out my helper shotgun.

by JawaAvenger December 28, 2003