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Hayden

Hayden plucks his butthole hairs 9 to 5 on Sunday and Saturday he's a great guy and shower once a month he likes to talk a lot suck on hard boiled eggs and do farting challenges
Hayden should always be you friend
by Dutbut December 3, 2019
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Hayden

Haydens are usually blonde and have light colour eyes. They are most likely Taurus or Gemini. They are kind but very stubborn. They can be smart but they can sometimes be the dumbest bitch you know
“Hi I’m Hayden”
by Random account August 10, 2019
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Hayden

Hayden does not thing of him self like he’s worth anything when a girl likes him he tells them he’s not worth it to keep them away because he thinks he’s not worth it loves to make jokes not focus on working has thought of killing his self or want something to kill him or thinks about how he will die likes cars and riding motorcycles and that’s all he thinks he can do and has liked many girls and never had a girlfriend and says he never wants one but inside he does but likes the girl that liked him before or never had and all his friends think they are ugly and thing that he is ugly and never have a girlfriend
I lost my Hayden and he never is coming home

I wish he was here but no one wanted him and just wanted him to go cause he love cars and never knew anything more to talk about
by R.I.P Hayden April 26, 2019
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Hayden

he likes men

also always talks to the girls
Hayden stop talking to all the girls u gay fuk

Hayden back into the friend zone
by TheBeefStudMuffin69,420 September 16, 2019
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Hayden

A piece of shit, pizza pizza bitch, will spit in your mouth and rub you inappropriately
"WOW!, that guy looks like a douchebag?!"
"Oh yeah that's tottally a hayden!"
A hayden looks like a pepperoni pizza
by Don'ttouchmebitchxoxo December 15, 2017
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Hayden

Hayden when used as a girls name is someone who cries way too much
Did you see Hayden?” “Yeah she was crying about nothing again.”
by DailySGS March 14, 2020
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Hayden

Hayden is a hoe , he needs Jesus and needs to learn how to keep his dick in his pants . Hayden also loves to smoke “cough cough cancer” . If you get a Hayden just start cheating cause he ain’t it . Hayden also has a fucking droid . Now bye cause we finna go set Hayden house on fire
Ewww there go Hayden.
by Braceface 864 March 14, 2020
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