Port Hawkesbury

This place is the shit-hole of Cape Breton. In fact, it is the shit-hole of the entire world. It is where everything good in life (especially Wal-Mart) goes to die a horrible, slow, painful death of agony and woe.

Girl: "EW! Where the fuck did we land ourselves? This place looks like God ate a huge fucking burrito and shit on a rock."
Guy: "Oh... we're in Port Hawkesbury. HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?"

by JUST SAY NO TO PHK. November 8, 2009

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Gurth of Hades

The penis of the Devil

"Enter the Gurth of Hades, it is pink!" (spoken in true guttural doom)

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Hateship

A mutual relationship between two people who agree to hate each other. Often a gentleman's agreement to hate each other.

Tupac and Biggie Smalls agreed to a hateship and it worked out rather well for both parties.

by ClashCityPirate July 14, 2009

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hatester

Like a hipster, except a hatester "hated" something before it was popular to hate that particular product or service. A hatester refuses to see any value in a product or service that has good qualities because of real or perceived flaws which are typically minor in overall scope.

"As a hatester, I hate Mass Effect 2 since its story is non-existent except for the parts that flesh out the characters and the universe in a way that enriches the experience of the franchise. It's now popular to hate on Bioware, so I'm going to say that Mass Effect 2 isn't worth playing at all despite its universal praise when the game came out and its numerous Game of the Year awards by respectable outlets such as Giant Bomb."

by lumpofcole April 26, 2012

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