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Hawaiian Slurpee

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The act of pouring local Hawaiian pineapple juice into the vagina then sipping it out with a turtle safe straw.
Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.
by Islandfukking April 25, 2021
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Hawaiian Submarine

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The act of filling a condom with sperm, then boiling the rubber, and inserting it into ones anus.
Hey bro, I just burned myself doing a Hawaiian Submarine. I’m going to the ER right now!
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Hawaiian Fleshlight

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A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"

"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 6, 2021
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Hawaiian Finger

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The act of ramming pineapple fingers up and individuals vagina.
What did you and Sam do last night?

He bought some pineapple fingers as part of his Tesco meal deal and then Hawaiian fingered me in the car park.
by Drawde rekab August 10, 2021
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Hawaiian Fleshlight

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A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"

"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 10, 2021
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Hawaiian Tickle

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Tickling someone in a Hawaiian fashion. Typically a punch⁉️
Bruh. I just Hawaiian tickled a brother trying to rob the bag and what not!
by Hugh Jass Baughls August 28, 2021
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Hawaiian Gerard

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King of the Virgins, grabber of the ankles, connoisseur of Hawaiian cock and Inland Empire anus. His vertical jump is second only to his micropenis in size. He is well-versed in Grant, ignorant in sports, and severely allergic to girls.
You better teach your kid some game and sports, you don't want him turning into Hawaiian Gerard.

I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
by BigMelly October 6, 2021
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