Having intercourse

A phrase for "having class in between" but you are tired of being invited by your friends, so you want to say the reason in a sexual way...
(Course = class and inter = in between)

A: Hey! Join us on Discord now! We have a lot of things to discuss!
B: *No reaction*
A: *Spam dots*
B: Not now! M8! I'm having intercourse right now! Lemme finish it first!
A: Wow! Ok! I understand... hehe

by Der Paniker September 21, 2021

have a chop

To attempt the act in question.

Guy 1: Someone needs to start the bbq.

Guy 2: Have a chop son!

by Bourke February 12, 2008

have a cow

To completely and utterly flip the fuck out.

Mary really had a cow when she came home from work early caught me sticking it to her twin sister indabutt over the kitchen counter. Typical woman, always overreacting.
(have a cow)

by Nick D October 21, 2005

Have a carrot

When someone feels sad and down and you can't do anything to help, you say have a carrot like you are willing to share all you have with them to make them feel good. Even if it's something as small and stupid as a carrot.

Hey. Cheer up Stephanie . Here. Have a carrot

by Shadie_atz May 17, 2018

Having a Lovejoy

To cock-up something.
Derived from popular Soccer AM presenter Tim Lovejoy, after he missed 4 out of 7 penalties.

Guy: How did your driving test go?
Guy 2: Oh I had a Lovejoy and crashed the car.
Guy: Tough break

by McCoy January 1, 2005

Have a Crack

Australian slang term for having a go at it
Derives from the phrase “have a go”

“have a crack at it mate”
Meaning to have a go at it

By Blake

by Mr_Fitz February 20, 2018

have fun

When someone is going to do something really stupid, useless, or annoying, or if you are jealous that someone is getting to do something you're not, it is a put-down. See whatever.

geek: Well, I'M going to get my hair follicle tested for carbon today!

normal kid: Psh, have fun.

Annie: guess what, i get a free shopping spree at neiman marcus today!!

Jenna: psh, have fun.

by Angelacia May 20, 2007