Ma’am has came

A way to inform your class that a teacher is entering the classroom

Everyone - misbehaving
Pattie - ma’am has came
Everyone - shutting up and going to their seats

by Popo water bottle June 7, 2023

Too bad she has AIDS

A classic "I Did Your Mom Last Night" block. Used to intimidate bullies, with a quick comeback.

Guy: Dude, I Did your mom Last Night.

Guy: Well, too bad she has aids.

by steven May 13, 2005

every rose has its thorn

Meaning that every good thing has something bad about it, the negative term for every cloud has a silver lineing.

Every rose has its thorn
Just as every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings a sad,sad song
Every rose has its thorn

-every rose has its thorn by Poison

by MrBrownstone April 29, 2005

but it has Windows Vista!

Quite possibly the worst way to describe your computer's screen.

Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity board, where a Staples employee tells the story of a moronic woman who understands nothing about computers.

Kloo Shanko: "Ma'am, the operating system doesn't affect the size of the screen."
Customer: "But it has Windows Vista!"
Kloo Shanko: "Like I said, that doesn't affect anything, ma'am."

by Yams August 4, 2007

the s*** has hit the fan

An expression used to convey the utter hopelessness of a situation, given that everything has gone wrong with little or no chance of salvaging.

Biff: "Hey, Melvin - you know how you and your twin brother have been swapping girlfriends every other week?"
Melvin: "Hellz yeah...pretty sweet, huh?"
Biff: "Not really...someone spilled the beans, and now your girlfriends know."
Melvin: "OH NOES!! The s*** has hit the fan!!"

by Sonia Rose July 20, 2008

Eagle has Landed

part of speech: idiom

Originally used by Neil Armstrong when the first man-made craft (the "Eagle") landed on the moon, now used to indicate the completion of a "mission objective".

1. Neil Armstrong: Houston, the Eagle has landed.

2. Criminal #1: Are you inside?
Criminal #2: The Eagle has landed.

3. Jim: So, did you sleep with Allison yet?
Tim: Dude, the Eagle has landed.

by InfrequentNinja January 30, 2004

every dog has his day

An expression stating that even the lowest and unluckiest among us will one day have their glory.

"every dog has his day" - Tony Montana

by Boogalafoomagoop January 11, 2008