hard guy

someone who thinks they are really tough

damn albert's actin like such a hard guy just cause he can bench 250

by g morse the fuckin horse October 24, 2005

hard vore

A subfetish of Vore that doesn't involve swallowing someone whole, and involves chewing, cutting, or cooking them. It's also can be considered as a form of Snuff and Cannibalism.

"Call me messed up, but hard vore gets me hard!"
"You're messed up, Billy."

by Woundwort August 25, 2018

Hard Carry

When your group members suck ass and don't do shit, so you gotta do all the work and carry the team.

Fuck man, my group ain't doing shit. I gotta hard carry the team.

by blvnk April 15, 2017

Hard Eye

1) To give someone the hard eye is to look at them with disapproval/disdain/dislike. You give someone the hard eye when you don't know them- you just know you don't like them. Like when someone won't stop swearing when you've got small children with you. That merits a serving of hard eye.

2) To appraise something critically. One assumes that aspiring models are given the hard eye when they apply to an agency. It's when you look for things to dislike rather than things to like.

1) The mouthy teens on the bus continued to talk at deafening volume and play offensive rap music on their mobile phones, despite being given the hard eye by 90% of the passengers.

2) After giving Vanessa the hard eye as she walked to the loo, Doug decided he wouldn't be taking "her" home after all.

by MagickDio January 9, 2011

hard bottom

Someone whose personality is normally domineering in interpersonal situations but whose sexual preferences are submissive. The opposite of a soft top.

Jess: Your bf comes off as a bit rude tbh

Ingrid: Yeah he's bit of a control freak sometimes, but when it comes to sex he's actually into submission. He's such a hard bottom haha

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 20, 2021

hard wood floors

a completely shaved pussy

Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.

by Jims friend November 26, 2007

hard unit

An extraordinarily tough individual.

Chuck Norris is totally a hard unit.

by butthook June 7, 2007