Peloton Husband

A spouse that buys expensive gifts that will actually benefit themself more.

I bought my wife the scarf she asked for for Christmas because I didn't want to be a peloton husband.

by siri alexa December 9, 2019

apples husband

maria’s husband/hubby

did you hear about apples husband?!

by .FORYOONGII February 10, 2021

Corpes_husband

Corpes_husband is a gamer/music artist. He got most of his followers by playing among us with friends. Most people watch Corpes for his very deep voice and his funny personality. The name "Corpes" can be the his real name but most likely not. Corpes is apart of the "salad gang" and the amigops. He has over 9 million followers/supporters on youtube (I added his music and his main youtube channel) and over 3 million on Instagram and twitter. He makes music like "e-girls ruin my life". e-girls ruin my life has over 200 million plays and you can go stream "daywalker" on spotify.😃

"Have you heard of corpes_husband"

"yeah he did a collab with mgk"
"yeah it's called daywalker"
(🩸go stream daywalker🦇)

by xoxo._.kenny1 March 22, 2021

Safety husband

A male friend you have agreed with to get married to if you’re both single at a certain age

Onumah is my safety husband

by CONAG-O November 2, 2021

My husband

My husband is a word used for when legally bonded with another male. Also frequently used when you are angry with another.

"HUH BITCH YOU TRIED TO TOUCH MY HUSBAND!? AH HELL NAH YOU YEE-HAW PIECE OF SHAT. FACK OFF. "

by dont touch my husband. November 25, 2022

bi-husband energy

A woman’s male spouse who is fiercely supportive of lgbtq rights to the point where they emit strong bisexual vibes. The term is in response to the highly fetishized “bi-wife energy” because men can be bisexual as well and are criminally underrepresented in all forms of media.

Terri’s husband is SO sexy because he is SO supportive of the lgbtq community and gives off powerful bi-husband energy.

by PearlSpaceJam May 29, 2021

your dads husband

a come back that's better than your mom, that no one can respond to without looking like a dumbass.
also and insult that makes the persons father seem gay.

Brad: dude what is the answer to the algerbra problem
Erick: YOUR DADS HUSBAND!!

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Brittney: OMG! who did that!?
Jake: Your mom!
Jimmy: that was gay...but i do believe it was your dads husband!

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Dylan:dude what happened to your wiener?
Rob: Your dads husband!
Dylan:....):

by cortizzle January 11, 2009