Jeter Hood

When a man is in the middle of a threesome between two girls with strap ons.

A drunk man in CVS: "I've been in a couple of "Jeter Hoods" myself."

by OmniverseBaron October 20, 2018

Hood Curd

Surplus gluey rod porridge.

'The veteran urologist went home and slaughtered his entire family after one too many days of trowelling rotting hood curd from clogged knob holes. Before turning the gun on himself'

by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

hood nibbling

the act of vigorously licking the clitoris

Dude I was doing some hood nibbling with my girl this weekend

by Lassiter January 9, 2009

hood wash

Slang for a sloppy blow job.

"Hey Randon you should take Catie out tonight, she gives a great hood wash."

by K TOSS June 28, 2008

Hood Job

The act of giving or receiving a blow the blowee sits on the warm hood of his running car.

"I actually talked my girlfriend into giving me a hood job last night, bro."

"Sweet bro, how did it go?"

"It was great until she passed out and then I had to open the garage door before I could finish."

"Not cool bro. Hood jobs are meant to be had out in the open."

"My bad, bro."

by BearAKA March 4, 2013

Levi Hood

A SLUT

EW ITS Levi Hood

by MIKAYLA RIPLEY BITCH February 28, 2020

hood baby

A baby that sells weed on the corner at three in the AM.

"On yonder corner is a hood baby."

by ithildhelma November 28, 2007