by I. "Who Sane" Myars December 9, 2008
Get the B-HO mug.A suburban housewife that only shops at Trader Joe's, a chain of neighborhood grocery stores throughout the U.S., known for their inexpensive wine selection.
Most of the women in our subdivision are Trader Ho's. They won't even look at an Albertson's or Vons.
by lavmander August 14, 2011
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A man who is insecure with his ability to get women that he seeks out women who are "damaged goods" for whatever reason (usually because of men treating them bad). This man treats them well and tries to be their Prince Charming in the hopes that the woman will fall for him in spite of his attractiveness or other downfalls. He thinks this is the only way he can find love.
My friend Chris thinks he is ugly and that regular women won't be into him. So he looks for women who were abused, deserted, or cheated on. Then he treats them really well thinking that they'll fall for him. Chris is such a Captain Save a Ho.
by TheTruth6998 November 22, 2010
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Get the resting ho face mug.1) When a group of men notice a ho is around they go on "ho alert". Some are married and want to avoid being seen talking to the ho, others are in the hunt and wanting to get liad, so they want to compete for the ho.
2) When a woman notices a ho get near her man, she goes on ho alert. She will watch her man like a hawk to make certain he doesn't get too friendly.
2) When a woman notices a ho get near her man, she goes on ho alert. She will watch her man like a hawk to make certain he doesn't get too friendly.
1) Nasty ho enters a bar. All the men notice she is dressed in a short skirt, and when she bends over she has no panties on. She also has a tattoo that says "Will fuck for dick" tattooed on her back right above her ass.
They all go on ho alert.
2) Another nasty ho walks into a bar and a woman whose man is always cheating notices. She keeps her eye on the ho and her man to make certain they don't get too aquainted.
She is on ho alert.
They all go on ho alert.
2) Another nasty ho walks into a bar and a woman whose man is always cheating notices. She keeps her eye on the ho and her man to make certain they don't get too aquainted.
She is on ho alert.
by tripdnokc August 24, 2010
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Get the hi-dilly-ho mug.That fat, quarrelsome bling ho Frantiqua went shopping for even MORE glittery baubles in order to boost her sagging spirits after LeDion was sent away for yet another 3 year stretch...
by Konga June 24, 2007
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