Harold Holting

The Australian version of ghosting

I need to stop taking my dates to the beach, they keep Harold Holting me

by Dunnezy January 18, 2019

haroldiniho

a sexy beast with a 12 inch dick and can be a bit of a cunt but the ladies love him especially the sexy pe teacher.

I am going to haroldiniho your mum.

by Steve Brand December 10, 2019

Harold

Harold. Where to start. Harold's are known to be the epitome of of masculinity. Girls are known to swoon over their insanely good looks topped by their unbeatable wit and rumoured big members. Almost always white, the paleness of their skin resinates to that of snow. Known to be the purest from of white supremacy. If you are a beautiful white girl searching for you almost too perfect match a Harold is juts for you. WARNING. In some very very every very very rare cases, some have found Asian Harolds!!! If this is the case run. The member size earlier praised is the opposite i this case. Asian Harolds often hit puberty very late or never!!! Some girls have found though despite their lack of manhood, they are still the most kind, thoughtful and funniest guys to meet. They seem to carry plenty of followers and fans that admire their confidence and vibe. If found be sure to keep. They are easily loved and will easily love you, more so if you are a decent height, purple haired goth bitty with the name of T. Love you Harold.

Rachel : OMGG look at that cutie.
Girl 2: Gurrl thats Harold.
Rachel : Wait isn't he asian.
Girl 3: Oh you better watch out, he belongs to that purple haired goth

T: This is for Rachel, you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch.
Why you took me off the motherfucking schedule
with your trifling dirty white racist ass,
you big fat bitch oompa loompa
body ass bitch?

by whoisyourdaddymayIasksir? January 20, 2020

Harold la Hand

Some random YouTube channel that makes videos so great, they easily out beat Pewdiepie.

Subscribe to Harold la Hand!

by Ican'tthinkofanamesoIguessI'll March 24, 2021

Hardler

When your penis's job is to be hard

My penis's progression is a hardler

by Puffshroom January 2, 2022

harrold lahoonier

Harrold Lahoonier is a lad from the imaginary Country of Australia, he is very short and will more than likely say happy birthday to you if approached, be like Harrold, Harrold is cool.

I saw Harrold Lahoonier today; he said Happy Birthday to me, what a nice lad.

by Hola amigo April 20, 2023

hardsleep

When you've slept so hard that you've forgotten where you are, or you've forgotten how long you've slept, perhaps forgetting how long you stayed up or how you got to your sleeping place.

It's normally when you're super tired and collapse within a few minutes of lying down, or have been staying up for 24 hours.

Miles opened his eyes after pulling an all nighter, his hardsleep ending, the world rushing back to him after a minute of his eyes being open.

by 1rexie August 16, 2023