The Glitch

A glitch that was a part of iOS 11.1 where when the letter "I" was autocorrected to the letter A and the symbol ⍰.

Me: Hey A⍰ updated to the new iOS software!
Someone else: I think you have The Glitch

by zeatlefan September 24, 2018

Glitch in the Matrix

When, in short period of time, you see pairs of cars, passing by, matching in color and brand, identical. Not just one pair, few. And not even the common brands, but those that you never happen to see two of the same brand in the same place.

Surely the matrix glitched somewhere there. No other explanation. Nah-ah.

"Err, dude? I think there's a glitch in the matrix. Look at the road - !"

by Elizabeth_Bathory January 11, 2010

gitchies

Men's underwear; see also: jockey shorts, y-fronts, gotchies.

I'm gonna grab a shower, then change into a fresh pair of gitchies.

by Ceolach March 27, 2007

Glitching

An excuse for when you fuck up and don’t wanna seem like an idiot

My hands were glitching, I couldn’t do my essay

by NasaIGuess December 26, 2018

Glitcher Moment

When someone does something of stupidity after repeatedly being requested not to.

Person 1 - Wow, this voice call is really fun!
Person 2 - Yeah, I agree, we should play some games sometime!
Person 3 - Hey guys, can I screenshare?
Person 1 - No, please don’t, i’m running a graphic-intensive game right now.
Person 3 - Ok, i’ll screenshare.
Person 1 - What the fuck, why is my game crashing?!
Person 3 - Oh shit, i’m sorry.
Person 2 - Wow, that’s a glitcher moment.

by pocoraven April 21, 2020

gwatch

a horse's vagina

that horses gwatch is dripping

by gwatchasaurus February 5, 2010

gitchy

The latest, "in" thing or fashion.

That suit is really gitchy. Your new video game is gitchy.

by Gare May 2, 2003