gooey guyser

when a guy cums in a girls mouth she swallows he sticks it in her pussy and she pukes it back up

i had to clean up the floor because my girl friend pulled a gooey guyser

by Bob Mcfish June 3, 2007

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cable-guyed

When someone is supposed to show up at a certain time or certain range of hours, like 8-12AM and the person never shows up, and assumes that if they show up at 4PM that its NOT a problem.

The service tech cable-guyed me and showed up 5 hours late.

by Jon Larsen May 28, 2008

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The ridiculous expression on one's face after consuming copious amounts of alcohol and/or drugs (namely cocaine). Another variation is "the face of guy." Also used to describe someone who has spent the night at a "face party"

Dude: Did you see Toby last night? He was so fucked up! He had his guyface on fo' sheezy.

Guy: I was rockin' out at Dude's face party last night, and I left with the face of guy.

by P-Sheezy December 9, 2008

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Guyfused

Being confused between two guys

Being confused about a guy

Wondering about received mixed signals from various guys.

Laura- So he tells you he loves you, and the next day...?
Kate- He didn't call!

Laura- wow, you must be really guyfused

Jenna- Nick is really nice, but Chris is so much more attractive
Dylan- So who are you going to ask to Sadie Hawkins?
Jenna- I dont know! I am so guyfused!

James- I love you, and thats why I have to leave
Marissa- That makes no sense! You are so guyfusing!

by AdeleBeautiful01 November 29, 2010

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