Baby Giraffe

An expression used to describe the walking style of an individual who has recently been fucked so hard it has rendered their legs virtually useless.

Mate, I was ramming his arse hole so fucking hard that after I blew my load and pulled out the bastard was walking like a baby giraffe!

by Lucafix June 22, 2011

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Giraffe Punch

1) A punch that simulates punching a giraffe

2) Alternative Metal band from the UK

Example 1) Where assailant happens to be on a trampoline, jumps up and while in mid air, flying punches the target. Thus simulating the effort required to, if needs be, Punch a Giraffe.

Example 2) "I Retain This" - Giraffe Punch EP

by Jako373 May 5, 2009

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Giraffesaurus

A Giraffe thats a dinosaur. Their rare and only in some epic zoos. made up creature that would kick some a$$.

Whoa is that a giraffe? No that's a Giraffesaurus.

by Logenl1 August 7, 2011

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Giraffe's Neck

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.

"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"

by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

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giraffes and zebras

the act of getting your cock sucked in a public setting. originating from the co dependent relationship of the giraffe and zebra in their natural habitat. the zebras and giraffes stay together because the zebras alert the giraffes of snakes and the giraffes alerts the zebras of lions.

tom- hey Brittany lets play giraffes and zebras, ill look out for the lions while you suck my snake.

by rawdogkilla November 6, 2013

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