Silly gooserey

Doing things that a silly goose does . Actively and repeatedly making ridiculously stupid decisions that only a silly goose could make. Also the act of realizing that you may have once been a silly goose and conducted or took part in an act of silly gooserey.

marijuana being illegal is nothing but a bunch of silly gooserey.

by Buddha Brian December 24, 2016

mosquito-gooser

In Christian music, a guitar-driven sub-hymn sung with arms raised and all fingers flailing.

Oh, I remember that song from Charismatic... a classic mosquito-gooser!

by Zappin' Nap August 15, 2019

Arm groover

An athlete in a sport involving throwing who has a good, smooth arm action.

Tom Brady is a good arm groover.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) September 20, 2019

Lake Grooters

The sexiest trufalla tree around, 6.3 inches, medium gurth. He’s ya daddy, ya mommy, and ya mailman (also kimpossible).

Max stole Lake Grooters from Tatum in 3 seconds.

by Toddy Mcsgwety November 1, 2021

Baby Groomer

Jeffery Epstein was a baby groomer.

Novice dog groomers sometimes think of themselves as baby groomers, but hey please don’t Epstein my dog but do express his anal glands.

by Damnit Janet March 24, 2022

Poop Groomer

A poop groomer enhances turds, in a variety of ways, before they are flushed down the toilet.

Does your poop groomer polish turds?

by ss_e_hh June 13, 2022

Poop Groomer

One who applies aesthetic enhancement to excreted material.

Does your Poop Groomer polish turds?

by ss_e_hh June 14, 2022