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A grogen consists of a male or female gargling a various liquid and then their partners testicles are dipped into the liquid. This will create a spa like environment for the testicles to rest in.
A painful grogen is when the giver of the grogen chokes on the liquid and closes their mouth quickly, potentially harming the receiver.
The most coveted grogen are given by elderly individuals. Also known as the "senior grogen", these grogens are world renowned throughout nursing homes.
A grogen consists of a male or female gargling a various liquid and then their partners testicles are dipped into the liquid. This will create a spa like environment for the testicles to rest in.
A painful grogen is when the giver of the grogen chokes on the liquid and closes their mouth quickly, potentially harming the receiver.
The most coveted grogen are given by elderly individuals. Also known as the "senior grogen", these grogens are world renowned throughout nursing homes.
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Get the GROGAN mug.Grogochs were originally half human, half-fairy aborigines who came from Kintyre in Scotland to settle in Ireland. Resembling a very small elderly man, though covered in coarse, dense reddish hair or fur, he wears no clothes, but sports a variety of twigs and dirt from his travels.
He has the power of invisibility and will often only allow certain trusted people to observe him. He will scuttle about in search of young virgins to molest and potentially murder. He has been known to keep his victims heads as trophies and stores them in a jug of cream. (near his bed)
He has the power of invisibility and will often only allow certain trusted people to observe him. He will scuttle about in search of young virgins to molest and potentially murder. He has been known to keep his victims heads as trophies and stores them in a jug of cream. (near his bed)
yo bitch, yo cherry aint been popped so watch out fo da damn grogoch for yo head wine up in da bucket o cream
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Get the grogoch mug.to jack off in your shed while friends are watching you. then take a dukie and then cum in a square shape. then to eat it up then puke it up once again. then go running around the neighborhood naked while your dick flops up and down. then to take a shit at a 90 degree angle while running, and it comes out of your butt hole at rapid fire, like a missile.
mike: I HAD A HUUUGE GROGERA PARTY LAST NIGHT!
ben: sorry i couldn't make it, i was constipated. i didnt kno your shed was that huge either!
mike: yeah it is. did you get rid of your constipation?
ben: yes. in fact it is coming out of my butt right now, into my toilet bowl, thus making a tsunami in my bathroom.
mike: nasty.
ben: sorry i couldn't make it, i was constipated. i didnt kno your shed was that huge either!
mike: yeah it is. did you get rid of your constipation?
ben: yes. in fact it is coming out of my butt right now, into my toilet bowl, thus making a tsunami in my bathroom.
mike: nasty.
by iliketakingdumps June 6, 2009
Get the grogera mug.A particularly large and robust poo. Typically one which reaches all the way into the toilet bowl before detaching itself from one's anus. Once excreted, said grogan is then frozen stiff and used as a means for sexual penetration.
Chad has a disgracefully small penis, but do you think you could handle the immensity of one of his colossal frozen grogans?
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