Grease Cough

The urge to cough or clear ones throat repetitively, directly caused by eating too much greasy, fast food.

Man, I got the grease coughs now. I just finished eating a 10 piece chicken meal deal. I'm such a fucking fat ass.

by serafina pekkala September 22, 2011

Nose Grease

The oil gathered on the nose of a human individual throughout the day, or until thier next bath or shower. Most commonly used to clean scratched or defective CDs, DVDs or CD or DVD ROMs.

This CD will not play. Thankfully I havent showered today and I have enough nose grease to fix this.

by Esotericsmonster May 3, 2009

Gamer Grease

The grease left over on the controller after a hard gaming session.

Hey bro, I gotta clean my controller, I got that gamer grease.

by TheLocalToast April 28, 2020

gooch grease

But crack oil

Dingleberry juice

We worked out so hard today in gym we had Gooch grease coming out of our shorts

HIs gooch grease rays running down his leg after the hot weather made him sweat

by Beefy Bob Folz July 12, 2021

greasegun

a US. 45cal. submachine gun from WW.II. little piece of sheetmetal that has one feature.

Load, press trigger, Splurrrrt!

no option for single shots, unless u have a very sensible finger.

don´t u fukk with me, got a greasegun from poppa in the shed.

by WHS June 2, 2004

grease wizard

A grease wizard is a wizard of grease. Usually female, but can occasionally be male. A grease wizard casts greasy spells on their prey in order to make sweet greasy love with them.

“My friend Devon was abducted by a grease wizard last night and made love with only 1/4 consent”

by The Captain Jack March 17, 2022

greeley

Town in Colorado. Curiously, or coincidentally, the town smells like cow shit, as do most inhabitants due to either gay sex or crystal meth addiction.

According to the only hetero non-addict to ever come from Greeley, the only two decent things about this place are:
1 - Ice Skating Rink (Now a drug peddaling location)
2 - Lots of Cow Shit = Lots of Magic Mushrooms

So, in essence, when one stops to think of Greeley, all that need be thought is the act of one man sucking another man's penis while getting fucked in the ass for a ten dollar bag of meth. (Such occurances in the public are common)

Jim - "Duuuuude, last weekend I got a ten sack of meth for letting some dude poke me in the pooper!"

Dan - "Oh yeah, you went to Greeley, right?"

Jim - "Yeah, how'd you know?"

by Urifucabes December 5, 2007