goon shit

The act of doing things that are typically frowned upon in an unintelligent or unsafe manner.

You guys were doing some goon shit when you lit the hat on fire while you were still wearing it.

by T.K. Opps June 27, 2020

Kissing the homies goodnight

It ain't gay because they're just homies

I was kissing the homies goodnight

Isn't that gay

No they're just homies

by HappyLink December 13, 2021

Goodnight blowjob

A blowjob that a woman gives a guy after he takes her home from a date and just before she gets out of the car etc.

She gave him a goodnight blowjob.

by The Fury 13 January 16, 2011

Nerd Goon Squad

A group or brotherhood of Nerds that protects each other from others trying to abuse their fellow nerd. They tend to join groups, teams, tournaments, and/or clubs together as a Goon Squad to "monopolize" or run a group or organization. Unlike the other less organized Goon Squad,They use each others skills or talents to benefit all the Nerds in the Goon Squad.

I hate it when the Nerd Goon Squad comes to the Video Game tournaments and Fucks shit up by kicking all those punk's asses.

by Bobafett1 June 28, 2010

Officer Goon

definitely the coolest rapper ever. don't ever mess with him or else he'll kill you. straight up.

Officer Goon robbed dollar general and only received 2 bucks. yeaaaaaa

by officergoon April 30, 2010

in goon we trust

a popular saying from the tiktoker “Goon”. Goon often makes relatable content for
people going through breakups, and Goon helps them to get through this. That is why we trust in goon

man she cheated on me
*sees a tiktok of Goon*
In Goon we trust

by absolutintekevin July 17, 2023

Sea of Goodness

"Sea of Goodness"-proper noun.

The body of water that you swim in after you cum, to which you're granted access for only a brief period of time.

The Sea of Goodness also serves as a cure for mild depression with it's magic healing waters.

Joe: "Are you playing "snake""
Bob: "yes" (Typing is with the left hand only, and therefore slow)
Joe: "Dude you there yet"
Bob: "DUDE I'M AT THE SEA OF GOODNESS"
Joe: "Aaaaawesome"
Bob: "Dam, they kicked me out of the Sea of Goodness but at least now I can enjoy their waiting room for a while =)"

by JuStInTiMe! October 6, 2008