Goonsplaining

Showing a large understanding of pornstars and porn material and using it in casual conversation.

Bro- “ Riley was always on top cause she had so many fucking videos and her efficiency was terrible compared to other all timers. Lana Rhoades has the same amount of views in half the videos.”

“ Okay man quit goonsplaining”

by Loagster July 24, 2024

Goons

Goons. The act of screwing up a face full of wrinkles.

That old women did a goons and scaring people away

by VileGay September 21, 2023

Goonspace

The trance-like mental state a person achieves through the act of gooning, or prolonged masturbation and edging. A person in goonspace is said to be "gooned out", often having a vacant expression, their tongue lolling out, and grunting or muttering to themselves.

"I was so deep in goonspace after edging for 6 hours last night, my mind was gone"

by Steve4719404 October 16, 2023

Gooness

The lovable pudge on people and animals.

Also fat rolls.

"Look at all the gooness on your babies thighs!"
"Boy oh boy does your cat have alot of gooness in its primordial pouch."

by gocol January 20, 2024

Goonsbobbing

Bobbing out in ones goonish behaviour to be a better goon, with its alternate ''goonmaxing'', bobbing takes you to a villainry path. As ones bobbing out to be the greatest goon requiring to achieve top level bobgoonery and its villainry arc.

"Sorry, I can't go to the gym with you guys, I'm goonsbobbing"

by Master .E February 4, 2024

Goonestrious

A state when you break your edging streak to another big burly man

Chase was in goonestrious after looking at Braulick Indian men.

by The GoonMaster February 15, 2024

goonslut

A "Goonslut" is a person who likes "Gooning" all the time and refuses to give it up. Someone whose sexual desire isn't satisfied without that constant "Gooning".

Koy, you've been Gooning for SAtIRISt every day!!! Give it a break you Goonslut!

by Turbo123T3 February 18, 2024