A place where black people are not allowed.
A suburban cesspool, where Republicans over the age of 50 unite.
A suburban cesspool, where Republicans over the age of 50 unite.
by momenti December 15, 2004
"i just said goodbye to john and he went mental because i didn't give him a wink"
"that boy is such a golf gypsy"
"that boy is such a golf gypsy"
by Ian Rush September 03, 2006
The most fudged, inaccurate, yet, flaunted number given by majority of golfers. Hit half of your drives into the woods? Mulligan. Second shot hit behind a tree? Move it. Flubbed a chip? Shhh, nobody saw it. Adding up your score at the end of the day? Nobody remembers that triple bogie I got on the second hole, lets just say I parred it.
Charlie: So how'd you finish today?
Andy: Shot great, only 2 over par. How bout yourself?
Charlie: Great round, great round. Actually shot 2 under today. Can't wait to celebrate tonight and tell my wife---possibly get some victory sex.
Andy: Really? That's pretty impressive considering you took 11 strokes on the last hole. I counted.
Charlie: Well, I didn't count my drive that went into the water, the 4 shots that I nailed into tree branches, the 3 sand shots, and one of the putts.
Andy: You forgot to mention you pulled the ball out of the sand with your hand and threw it onto the green, 3 inches from the pin.
Charlie: Yeah, well that's probably where my 4th sand shot would've gone.
Andy: Fair enough.
Charlie: Yeah, overall, I'm pretty happy with my golf score. Two under isn't bad.
Andy: Shot great, only 2 over par. How bout yourself?
Charlie: Great round, great round. Actually shot 2 under today. Can't wait to celebrate tonight and tell my wife---possibly get some victory sex.
Andy: Really? That's pretty impressive considering you took 11 strokes on the last hole. I counted.
Charlie: Well, I didn't count my drive that went into the water, the 4 shots that I nailed into tree branches, the 3 sand shots, and one of the putts.
Andy: You forgot to mention you pulled the ball out of the sand with your hand and threw it onto the green, 3 inches from the pin.
Charlie: Yeah, well that's probably where my 4th sand shot would've gone.
Andy: Fair enough.
Charlie: Yeah, overall, I'm pretty happy with my golf score. Two under isn't bad.
by Charlie Daniels September 30, 2012
Beating Guts. Having extremely rough and lenghtly sexual intercourse. The phonetic alphabet is used, taking the first letter from each word of "beating guts".
by NORCALBL September 06, 2007
An incredibly hairy vagina.
Sheena looked great with her pants on. I got her naked and noticed she had a crazy golf divot. Looked like a muthafuckin jungle.
by Biggnnutts October 01, 2006
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by Jack Mehoff March 17, 2005