Reverse Goatse

The Reverse Goatse is just as the name suggests. Instead of bending forward whilst reaching behind yourself with both hands and gaping your anus as wide as possible, you now reach in front of you while prolapsing your anus and extending it in a 360° direction around the entirety of your person. The purpose of extended your arms is so you can give give the double thumbs-up whilst suffocating to death in ecstasy.

"Did you remember to pick up paper towels?"
"The store was sold out Honey, the chap at the register said a local pulled a Reverse Goatse last night..
I know..
I couldn't believe it either!"

by MaxJohnson June 25, 2022

That’s a Goteem

This is when someone has just said something stupid and embarrassed themselves or has said something wrong and got corrected

GUY 1:Hey dude isn’t 1+1=2
GUY 2:No man it’s 2. That’s a goteem

by TheBossCorb November 6, 2017

goatse man

A man who hides items, in his large anus.

potatoes and jelly were removed from his ass.

by Timmy August 1, 2003

Goateyed

One eye looking one direction, the other eye looking different direction.

I didn't know if she was talking to me or you.
She is goateyed bad!

by firebossnubbin March 6, 2011

goated on the keys

a person who plays to much games on computer.

plays to much fortnite} or pubg.

kid on mic: YOUR GOATED ON THE KEYS BROTHER, OMG!

you: thank you???????

by not goated lmao September 9, 2019

goatlet

a small or baby goat

"We went to the farm to pet the goatlets."

by Señor Bob December 9, 2008

Goatse

Picture of man stretching his buttcrack so the buttcheeks are not together.

Bob: have you seen goatse?
Joe: No, let me see it.
Bob: *goes on internet and looks up goatse*
Joe: NO ITS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! (x_x)

by JereMyMarCinEk July 30, 2010