Goober 

A person who is very sloppy. You can see them wearing torn clothing that doesn't match with stains all over them, messy hair, doesn't brush their teeth, has their shoes on the wrong feet, etc. Clumsy. A slob.

Rachel is such a Goober!

Goober by NIIIIIICOLE December 6, 2006

goober 

That ain't a real mans cock because it's too small...it's just a goober sized dick you fool.

mayaaan! Yous got a lil' Goober

goober by Cuntry July 6, 2007

Goober 

referring to me, Gagan Singh an extremely well game player.

Omg, i am teh 1337 b/c i saw goober!!11!!

Goober by Gagan Singh April 25, 2005

goober 

silly awkward fat person

Bert sure does look like a goober when he tries to freestyle

goober by alison August 28, 2003

goober 

A racial slur for african americans, otherwise known as niggers.

That goober raped my wife.

goober by Ottoo15 June 10, 2011

Goober 

A ball of earwax, not to be mistaken for booger, which is the G and B reversed.

EWWW! He' got goober his face!

Goober by John Doe July 9, 2004

goober 

booger with the b being switched with the g

a nerdy elf who dances happily constantly.

The goober was pissing me off because he wouldn't stop doing the Carlton dance.

goober by J Wiggle Jiggle January 4, 2009