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Eternal Glove

The Eternal Glove is a bootleg Infinity Gauntlet (from Avengers: Infinity War) used by Tantoes in “Revengers: Eternal Battle”
The Eternal Glove can hold the four eternal rocks (Spooky Rock, Zap Rock, Wall Rock, And Death Rock)
If Tantoes claps his hands while wearing the Eternal Glove (with all Eternal Rocks) it will make two thirds of the universe no longer allowed to vote.
“With the Eternal Glove I can take away Two Thirds of the universe’s right to vote...”
*Tantoes claps hands*
“Mister Steak... I don’t feel like I can vote...”
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Clapham Glove

(noun)

A Clapham Glove is often used to defend the male from notorious Sexually Transmitted Diseases often caught in Clapham following a Hinge or Tinder date. These diseases can include; Relationships, Second Dates and Clap.

The male should always be equipped with their own "Clapham Glove"
"Oh no, Jack is going on a Hinge date tonight, I hope he has packed an extra Clapham Glove"
by ClaphamGloveSS December 13, 2020
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rat glove

When someone has no gloves during the cold winter season, they use a rat to keep their hands warm by shoving their hand up a rat’s anus, usually resulting in the death of the rat.
Did you see Jimmy? Poor kid has to use a Rat Glove just to keep his hands from falling off.
by Dragontbone January 18, 2019
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Slime Glove

The act of sticking your hand into a condom and expanding your hand until the condom breaks.
Dude me and Spicc had the biggest slime glove explosion last night.
by _Big Papa Pump_ December 23, 2020
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glove guy

A superhero with amazing gripping powers!
"Help! I can't open this Pickle Jar!"
"Don't worry, Glove Guy will help us!"
by Hyrox April 16, 2008
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tainted glove

---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.

---Eww.
by palabrajot October 12, 2010
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Muddy Glove

During intercourse, the man reaches inside the anal cavity of the woman and proceeds masturbate using the rectum of the woman as a glove.
I did the old muddy glove on the wife for our 60th wedding anniversary; I was picking corn out of my finger nails for hours.
by ChewCracker April 5, 2019
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