glaze a bitch down

The act of cumming on a girls face and letting it drizzle down her face

Last night I glaze a bitch down. But then she got mad after it got in her hair.

by Vinnybagofdonuts April 1, 2021

Glazed Twist

When you Jerk off the night before, then wake up in the morning with dried semen on your dick.

Bob sounded like he was having fun last night, maybe to much. He woke up the next morning with a coffee and a glazed twist.

by beach_greaser December 23, 2021

geezerama

A slightly disparaging term used to describe a large group of geriatric folks who have gathered for a celebration of some kind.

Well God knows I’m old, but I don’t know if I can plunge myself into that geezerama for as long as I’d need to in order to get some birthday cake!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2022

Glazed Up DoughNut Challenge

A notorious challenge involving a group of 2 or more friends where someone microwaves a glazed donut, fucks the donut hole until they bust, adding an extra glaze to the donut, often referred to as double-glazed. The donut is then fed to a friend who must eat it in its entirety to complete the challenge.

Person 1: "Yo Mat, are you trying to do this Glazed Up DoughNut Challenge with me and Mark?"
Person 2: "Sure, Bro!"

by Canine Mussek February 18, 2023

2 glazed hams

TITTIES!!!!

DAMN! THAT DRESS REALLY SHOWS OFF HER 2 GLAZED HAMS!

by propertyofjulia December 14, 2016

Turkey Glaze

When your girl sucks your knob but won’t let you nut so you finish yourself off then turkey slap your meat across her face leaving a lovely, post nut glaze.

She wouldn’t suck me off so I had no choice but to Turkey glaze the bish.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017

galaxy glazed

When one is too far out or past the point and or state of moon burnt off party favors such a cannabis, coke , meth or any other substances that create a personal escape.

Amity: Hey TJ wanna hang out with Dez
T.J. Nah Amity she is galaxy glazed

by big trappe April 1, 2019