Google glance

When you use the first result in a google search as fact.

At a google glance republicans are right!

I google glanced it and it looks like you're correct.

According to a google glance you're wrong.

by EvilDans January 4, 2019

Sir Glancelot

Somebody who has a major staring problem.

"I'm trying to listen to what you're saying, but it's kind of hard to because of Sir Glancelot over there."

by TheTwistedFalcon March 11, 2019

Titular glands

Tits - generally use in a context where “Titular glands” covers up the directness of “tits.” Maybe make a school teacher google titular glands?

“Sir, can we learn about titular glands?”
“What are titular glands”
“Google it, it’s hard to explain which is why I want to learn about it”

by s.ausage April 2, 2020

The Gland Tour

When Jeremy Clarkson has sex idk

Yo I'm gonna give her the Gland Tour tonight

by AdolfGinger December 12, 2020

shadow glance

Checking out another person while with your significant other.

I just saw you shadow glance that girl with the shorts on.

by Kissy01 April 8, 2021

Festive Glance

Deep snog with in-panties feel-up

William and Kate have been filmed sharing a festive glance with one another as Ellie Goulding sang at the royal Christmas carol concert at Westminster Abbey

by Marquess of Landsdowne December 20, 2021

uropygial gland

It’s a clit for a bird

Hey Bob do you have a uropygial gland ?

Yes cal that’s my bird clitoris

by Madame Mothh March 3, 2023