A ghost ranging in size, that unexpectadly pops up underneath your sheets usualy halfway down while your in bed.
This rare ghost apperars while: Watching pornography in bed, looking at a poster of a hot chick while in bed and if you really need to piss while still in bed.
Still dont get it?
It's your fucking dick gone hard while your in bed.
This rare ghost apperars while: Watching pornography in bed, looking at a poster of a hot chick while in bed and if you really need to piss while still in bed.
Still dont get it?
It's your fucking dick gone hard while your in bed.
Man 1- I was watching some hot porn the other day in bed, and I got the biggest fucking sheet ghost.
Man 2- Dude, why the fuck did you have to tell me?
Man 1- Cause it's for the urban ditionary example.
Man 2- Oh, so thats why my parents named me Man 2.
Man 1-What parents?
Man 2- Dude, why the fuck did you have to tell me?
Man 1- Cause it's for the urban ditionary example.
Man 2- Oh, so thats why my parents named me Man 2.
Man 1-What parents?
by Capt.LOL September 10, 2011
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Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!
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When you go to a party whether or not you were invited, drink all of their booze and bounce without telling anyone.
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1: This is when you feel like you need to take shit, but when you go, nothing comes out or you merely fart. This is explained by having too much air in the colon from having eaten gassy foods like beans or swallowing air, or by you having very bad constipation.
2: You sit down to take a shit, everything feels normal, but when you look down into the toilet the poop appears to be gone! This is explained easily however. You merely had a very heavy turd that went strait halfway down the drain, so it's out of sight, but still very much in the toilet.
3: You take a shit and everything goes normally, but when you wipe, the paper comes out clean, much like how a ghost leaves no trace. There are two explanations depending on the ease of your shit. If the shit was relatively easy, then congrats! You're getting the perfect amount of fiber in your diet, not too much, not too little. If the shit was really difficult, then the turd was way too hard, and you need to eat some prunes pronto.
1: This is when you feel like you need to take shit, but when you go, nothing comes out or you merely fart. This is explained by having too much air in the colon from having eaten gassy foods like beans or swallowing air, or by you having very bad constipation.
2: You sit down to take a shit, everything feels normal, but when you look down into the toilet the poop appears to be gone! This is explained easily however. You merely had a very heavy turd that went strait halfway down the drain, so it's out of sight, but still very much in the toilet.
3: You take a shit and everything goes normally, but when you wipe, the paper comes out clean, much like how a ghost leaves no trace. There are two explanations depending on the ease of your shit. If the shit was relatively easy, then congrats! You're getting the perfect amount of fiber in your diet, not too much, not too little. If the shit was really difficult, then the turd was way too hard, and you need to eat some prunes pronto.
1: Man, I thought I needed to take a monster shit, but all I did was fart and make a ghost poop on the pot.
2: Woah! Where did my shit go?! Must've been a ghost poop...
3: ARRRGHH *plop*... *pant pant*... "Oh well, at least it came out as a ghost poop and I won't need to wipe..."
2: Woah! Where did my shit go?! Must've been a ghost poop...
3: ARRRGHH *plop*... *pant pant*... "Oh well, at least it came out as a ghost poop and I won't need to wipe..."
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