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Geri-Block

To have your path obstructed by a group of geriatrics. Typically happening while shopping or while using public transit, a single senior or a group of pre-corpses can cause issues for movement. There is typically nothing that can be done to remove them. It is recommended to wait in an adjacent area or store until the path is clear. You could excuse yourself, but their feeble eyes and ears are ill-equipped to notice anyone nearby half the time making the effort moot. This can also be used to describe the wasted time used by some old fart while at a cashier or fumbling to get a needed pass or ticket.
Person 1: Hey, what took you so long to get groceries?

Person 2: Seniors day today, whole store was a massive geri-block. Took forever just to get to the back for milk. You do it next time.
by elekin September 25, 2008
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by Mac Geriatrickz you Ho October 26, 2010
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Gehrig'd

To suffer from one who makes rash and uneducated decisions without any regard whatsoever for anyone or anything around them.
Tim: You mean John told the customer we can make them 200 tshirts by tomorrow without even consulting with us first?
Pat: Yup.. he's a douche.
Tim: Damn, we got gehrig'd.
by TBoner69 November 6, 2010
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Geriantics

When old people start screwing around, wasting time, and saying whatever comes into their heads. You know. Like teenagers.
"I'm so tired of Mom & Dad's geriantics. They're spending all my inheritance money!"
by Sabutai October 3, 2012
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geri-cherry

Menopausal women's vaginal tissue breaks down and weakens, resulting in tearing and bleeding during normal intercourse.
"Dude, I banged my mom's best friend and popped her geri-cherry!"
by FourthStooge November 8, 2015
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gehriged

When a badass motherfucker swoops onto the scene and steals your bitch and or side-hoe with frightening speed and efficiency.
Damn, your bae just got gehriged
by Greatwallofyourmom May 23, 2016
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gergerts

That girl is so nasty she's gergerts
by Uglytrifgirl101 July 22, 2017
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