gerbil

A rediculously small penis-referencing the size of an actual gerbil.

My ex was hung like a gerbil.

by Kristen Nikole May 26, 2005

sex gerbil

is when you place a tollet paper roll in your ass and you let a gerbil craw up you ass and then jerk off over your dog

son let me borrow your gerbil to stuff up my ass while i jack off on our dog

by dick fur February 22, 2005

gerbilism

Religious cult that worships gerbils; belief in the powers of the mighty gerbil. Yep....

Mom took me to the Church of Gerbil to convert me to gerbilism.

by Buddha/Hans May 13, 2006

gerbilling

two word. Richard Gere

Richard Gere did what?!

by Los Pantalones Man May 6, 2004

gerbil fucker

A person who inserts gerbils or other small rodents into his or her rectum for sexual gratification. Gerbil fuckers are often, though not always, homosexual males.

Which one of you sick gerbil fuckers stole my pet hamster?

When the ER doctor retrieved the lifeless wet clump of fur from Richard Gere's rectum, his suspicions were confirmed-- Gere was indeed a gerbil fucker.

by RVDestroyer69 February 8, 2008

SAVE THE GERBILS

It means to save the gerbils from falling victims of gerbil cide which is where the gay mens stick the gerbils up their ass!!!!

Oh no......SAVE THE GERBILS yo!

by ya fart fuckerssss September 18, 2005

gerbat

Small imaginary animal. Habitat: old laundry, undergrowth in boy's rooms. Looks like a Russian hat/lemming/small groundhog type thing. Originates from Yorkshire. Considered extremely rare.

"Save the gerbats"
"Sir Ben, well-known gerbat conservationist"

by giggmaster October 25, 2004