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genalantra

an std that forms when talking to someone with chlamydia
OMG Did you hear that Elektra has genalantra??
by Jolhn Smithersonia March 2, 2023
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ambiguous genitals

When a man is unable to determine whether he's with a woman or a lady-boy because he can't determine whether she has a vagina or an inverted penis.
Marco: Hey Pablo, how'd you do last night? Did you score with the chick you were taking to?
Pablo: Yeah man, we went back to her place and went at it but I'm not sure she wasn't a he. Her vagina just looked and felt weird. I don't know she's got some ambiguous genitals.
Marco: She's probably just been with a lot of black guys!
Pablo: Man, I hope so.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
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genital pimples

The nickname used for genital warts or sores to boost ego, and downplay the whole idea of having an STD.
Fanny: Orville!! What the hell is that little knob on your knob?
Orville: Don't worry about that. It's just genital pimples.
Fanny: Oh. Ok then. As long as it doesn't spread to my armpit.
by the Little Kid June 11, 2006
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Genitals

Dick
Cock
Pecker
Sausage
Dong

Pecker
Cunt
Pussy
Fanny
Balls
Cockpit
Can I rub your genitals??
by kputz July 4, 2016
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Genitalia harassment

the jamming, poking, squeezing, chewing, licking, slaping, nibbling of ones genitals without the owners permission
This girl was nonstop cockslapping herself in the face with this man's penis. So the guy filed for genital harassment.
by Pip E. Burn March 26, 2005
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Genital Combustion

A rare sexually transmitted disease whose main symptom is the spontaneous combustion of one's genitals. In some cases, this can be more dangerous to those around one with Genital Combustion. For example, a woman with Genital Combustion may, in some cases, create a flamethrower with her vagina, injuring those nearby. A man with Genital Combustion will, in most cases, have his dick catch fire and in seconds be consumed by flames where he will then be sent to the underworld to await eternal punishment. There is no cure as of yet for Genital Combustion, but our nation's top minds are spending the taxpayer's money to find one. To avoid catching Genital Combustion, it is advised that you stay away from poorly cleaned genitalia. Also, if the genitals smell anything like roasted almonds, it is advised that sexual activity not be performed. For more information on Genital Combustion, light you genitals on fire and tell us how it feels.
Tiffany: I heard Stacy got Genital Combustion from Bob!
Suzy: Oh boy, better stay away from her.

Margret: I wondered how her neighbor's house burned down.
Tabitha: AWWWUGHH!!!!!
Suzy: Yea
Tiffany: Why am I friends with you three again?
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
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Gordon Gental

A Scottish soldier who died for a cause which doesnt exist, who fought because it was his only way out, who had no choice in life and the government played on this.

I was there in the march commemerating your death in June, City centre.
by Biafra J July 31, 2004
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