geri

A derogatory term for anyone old. Shortening of the word 'geriatric'.

"I spilled my pudding because this stupid fucking geri pulled out in front of me while I was driving"

"I was late because this dumb as fuck geri wouldn't shut the fuck up about his grandchildren"

by Captain Space-Dock October 16, 2009

geri

a gothic young woman

that goth is such a geri

by Nicole May 13, 2005

Geir

Norwegian for Gay, Homosexual,faggot og shitshuffler cannot be pronounced in danish!
Can also mean extremely fat!

Du er så geir!
kede geir skal du på sommerleir?

by einar888 September 10, 2005

geriant

a stupid welsh idiot

stop being a geriant

by cameron wright October 30, 2007

geriatric bypass

1. The act of denying your actual age in order to give others the impression that you are younger. 2. A medical procedure intended to provide persons of advanced years the appearance of being younger.

For the last twenty years, Jack claimed to others that he's only 39 years of age, and for the last five, he's even used hair coloring. He acts as if he's had a geriatric bypass.

by Retrospect1986 August 28, 2010

Geriatric bypass

Euphemism for committing suicide, especially when it's describing a young person.

Did you hear that Heath Ledger's OD was supposed to be accidental?
Bullshit - it was totally a geriatric bypass.

by Jayfa September 2, 2010

Geri-Beth

1a.) a cutey, finds men named Joe, (that play 1987 jbPlayer guitars, and possess a birthmark on inner elbow, born on a naval base and living under same roof) irresitable and loves them to death. Colorful and full of Flair Geri-Beths are rare and can be seen attached to the arm of 'above' mentioned example. Likewise - they can be noted for their hugs,kisses and luvinz to the above mentioned example.

1b.) Beware of exposure to chocolate and/or meat ( beef, steak mostly). This can cause violent reactions with serious repercusions. Removal of beef or chocolate from the eating surface of a GeriBeth may ,...wait.. no , WILL result in immediate medical attention needed for the individual 'stooopit' enough to attempt such a daring act.

1a.) ....." duuuude!, whoa.., look at that cutey Geri-Beth - too bad she is attached to that ' Joe ' over there..... just look at her, holding onto his ankle just dragging along behind him. why do they do that!?"....

1b.) ...." hey Geribeth! whats up... wow that steak looks nice, may i have a b..i.."... <---this person was rushed to the hospital before being able to finish the word 'bite'.

by GerisLoveBug February 3, 2010