arse gravy

A particularly noisome form of human excrement. Runny, smelly and not fully processed by the lower bowel. Often appearing shortly after prolonged and energetic anal sex. Can be used as an expletive.

I had to go very suddenly to the toilet, I could feel the arse gravy almost seeping out.

Arsegravy! Somebody's smashed my car!

by spunkism October 15, 2003

gravy-swipe

The wiping of one ass after a long workout or post shit wipe. It can either be sweat or missed fecal matter from a previous wipe.

The term "gravy'' refers to the appearance of the shit on the TP and ''swipe'' refers to the quick swiping motions employed to clean up the "gravy".

"Man I just dropped the duece that stole christmas. And I had to run back into the bathroom for a gravy-swipe to clean the remnants I missed. "

by The Microwave January 7, 2015

gravy soppin jackfag

A loud mouth, opinionated, redneck that always brags about gettin his mawma to fix him sumpin kuntry to eat that's smuthered in hawg gravy. The aforementioned peckerwood works up a rite smart appetite after his nitely buggering session with Uncle R.B.

Bill Shakespeare - "I find it most distateful that that gravy soppin jackfag spits all over the ground at the front entrance to Doyle's Bait and Tackle Shop in downtown Mayberry."

by Darlington Sneezeby August 31, 2014

urban gravy

The gelatinous, slimy, filthy, gravy that coats the streets and gutters of Manhattan after a steamy summer rain. It is nasty on the nose and both slippery and treacherous on the feet.

I busted my ass getting out of the cab after my foot slipped on a steaming gob of urban gravy.

by Sauceman January 13, 2005

Illinois Gravy Train

A three way involving a Hermaphrodite, and two men (One man wears a strap-on). The Hermaphrodite gets on all fours, while the guy with the strap-on has sex with her doggy style. He penetrates both the hermaphrodites holes using his penis and the strap-on while at the same time giving the hermaphrodite a reach around. The last guy engages in anal sex with the strap-on guy completing the train. The train cannot be broken until all members have ejaculated (thus providing the gravy).

I was at a party the other day, and I walked in on your brother in an Illinois Gravy Train.

by The Tickeler February 9, 2013

knicker gravy

Excessive lady's snail trail promoted by warmer weather.

I say dear, is that knicker gravy or my jiz?

by Maz R May 23, 2005

man gravy

Warm, creamy, sometimes gooey or sticky discharge from the act of love-making. See also: baby batter

I covered her mashed potato mountains in my man gravy.

by Josh January 31, 2004