arsegravy

This putrid and foul smelling substance is referred to by ignorant word abusers with the insufficient term "diarrhoea". However, we (the enlightened ones) understand that once diarrhoea becomes so diarrhoeal that its consistency is akin to that of well-stirred and ready-to-consume gravy then any term other than this is a shear fallacy. But beware! This term has often been misused to describe what may feel during production (and from a distance appear) to be free of that oh so commonly unnoticed grainy/sandy texture. Please note that unless upon further inspection it upholds a smooth, almost creamy quality, its just runny shit!

"Damn that last load of arsegravy is lubricating my arsecheeks so well I'm just gonna have to scoff another kilo of prunes!"

by Jimmy Bob-Bob March 25, 2012

arse gravy

A particularly noisome form of human excrement. Runny, smelly and not fully processed by the lower bowel. Often appearing shortly after prolonged and energetic anal sex. Can be used as an expletive.

I had to go very suddenly to the toilet, I could feel the arse gravy almost seeping out.

Arsegravy! Somebody's smashed my car!

by spunkism October 15, 2003

assgravy

Light brown thick steaming chunks of diarrhea spew that when spattered all over the toilet, looks like gravy from a Thanksgiving dinner table. Also look at buttgravy

Ted was on my toilet for hours and didn't even bother to clean his assgravy off of it.

by Geriko1 September 8, 2008

Arsegrass

1) Pubic hair around the anus.
2) Someone who is a complete ugly idiot.

1) Man! He had a lot of arsegrass!
2) That freak over there is such an arsegrass.

by LucyLube -x- April 24, 2008

arsegrapes

Arsegrapes (n), inflamed veins around the Arse Hole.

Eeh sid, me arsegrapes are killing in this cold weather.

by tommus March 9, 2006

assgravy

1.The exaggerated shit sauce that spews from a true asshole's mouth. Usually he is your best friend when he's not drunk and talking.
2.Broken sentences coming from a non-english speaking citizen.

go shoot your assgravy at someone else, i am busy now.

by RAGEMASTER LTB October 4, 2010

arsegrass

The basic clothing of the New Guinea Highlands, being two large hanks of grass stuck into a belt, one fore, one aft.

The Mt Hagen Sing Sing moves on the rustle of arsegrass.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009