Gary Tubbytit 

A cat that alway be eating and meowin. He so tubby his titties touch the floor.

Katie gave Gary Tubbytit some chubbins, but he still runnin round and all meows. Better feed that fat ass some ham.

Gary Tubbytit by Fecespenguin June 21, 2018

gary vargas 

Gary Vargas, current CEO of the LEGAL Company, is a Mexican Muslim whom now lives in Chernobyl theme park. Gary Vargas is a homeschool dropout at age 12. He was later bought over by Legal company for $6.9 in 11 of September 2001. He climbed up the ranks of the legal company from Assistant Janitor to CEO.

Gary Vargas lost the Godly election to Yewliam Willoong Shakesding!

gary vargas by Yewliam Willoong Shakesding April 21, 2020

Town Gear 

A set of gear in the game world of warcraft which contains barely any benefical stats, but looks brilliant.
Usually including cloth fishing hats, and tuxedo suits.
Used mostly for idling in towns, but also good for ganking and general showing off.

Dude i just beat that mage in my town gear.

Town Gear by Kickels February 9, 2009

HB Gary 

The internet security firm that was hacked by Anonymous and had it's internal emails and memos leaked to public. Anonymous helped reveal that the company was illegally targeting journalists sympathetic to Wikileaks and selling the US Government illegal hacking tools such as rootkits and other malware. In addition, the emails showed they were being hired by Bank of America to target Wikileaks itself with online attacks. The CEO had to resign because of the scandal generated by the emails.

HB Gary threatened Anonymous
Anonymous completely owned HB Gary, tapping their phones, stealing their emails and databases, deleting their back-ups and wiping out the CEO's I-pad and hacking his Twitter account.
Don't fuck with Anonymous

HB Gary by Anonymous83063601 May 5, 2011

Stuck in first gear 

When something just isn't performing as planned.

"Sex with my girlfriend was really bad last night. It seemed like she was stuck in first gear."

"The internet is slow today, must be stuck in first gear."

"I feel like I'm stuck in first gear today... better crank on the gnar-gnar!"

Stuck in first gear by DolphFreakinLundgren March 16, 2009

Gary Neville moustache 

n. a pisspoor attempt at growing a thin, weak moustache, as popularised by the Manchester United footballer Gary Neville and teenage boys who haven't yet shaved.

A shit moustache.

Bum fluff.

Look at that shit attempt at a moustache. That's a Gary Neville moustache if ever i saw one.

Gary Neville moustache by kreebilicus July 18, 2009

Gary Boy

Much like a Barry boy, a Gary boy drives around in a car (usually some old model they bought second hand) with the music pumped up so loud that it shakes houses as they pass. Have often modified car's music system by stuffing speakers into the boot ect.

I was woken up by some Gary boy driving past the house at 2 in the morning, the music was so loud it made the windows rattle.

Gary Boy by Melbell September 21, 2005