Garrett Macdonald

Normally has a very bald dad. Has very good wifi and has uncombed hair.

Did you see that garrett Macdonald guy

Yeah bro His dad is so bald

by Dwayne Macdonald November 13, 2018

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garrett evanko

A person of disgusting nature

“Wow that guys gross”
“Yeah, what a garrett evanko”

by momplower420 March 27, 2019

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Garrett's Hair Gel

1. The main ingredient of cheetos
2. Cancer cure
3. Phat poot

Let me take a hit of Garrett's hair gel.

by GrotSner October 2, 2019

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A common re-rack in pong that originated at Plymouth state university. This re-rack consists of three cups down a line being connected with 2 cups touching the 3. This formation is also called “zipper” at D2 or higher universities.

Max:Yo can I get a garret Olympics?

Garret: bro fuck you that’s my name!

Max: but ur special, like the Olympics?
Garret: ya your right I’ll set it up.

by The wordsmith how are ya October 8, 2019

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Garren's Delicious Titty Milk

Garren Has the biggest, FATEST titties I've ever seen like there fucking Ginormous. We ship Garren's titty milk to people on the black market so we can make profit from that shit cus people drink that shit like its a drug.

Garren's Delicious Titty Milk Give's me an erection when I drink it

by The Dankster #56 November 25, 2019

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Garret Gilbert

Garret Gilbert is a professional quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys and is torching the defense of the

Garret Gilbert is torching the Steelers.

by RyanDaking1 November 8, 2020

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Garrett

Garrett is probably the most chill dude you will ever meet. Always laid back and doesn't care what people think about him. He is probably on the soccer team or maybe even the kicker on the football team. They always work hard and never skip leg day. You will probably see Garrett in the gym at least 5 days a week sweating his balls off so he can get the rockin bod just for his Girl friend. If you know a someone named Garrett you will definitely be friends.

Sam: Dang Garrett Is this your 3rd leg day of the week??

Garrett: Yeah it was a lighter day though only 3 sets of 315 on squat and some lunges don't want to overdo it.

by jajajanebsnci November 18, 2020

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