A pedophile dressed in a My little Pony outfit and sings the Barney theme song but likes to touch little kids hair.
Child: do you like my hair
Pedo: yes
Child: grooming my hair would be nice
Pedo: oh baby yeah I will
Pedo: yes
Child: grooming my hair would be nice
Pedo: oh baby yeah I will
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by Olive Juicer November 25, 2010
Get the gazoomba mug.the incapacity of the human to see all the places to shave/etc, when grooming. ie: being haunted by; "you missed a spot"!!
looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)
looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)
jill was busting on my door as i was troubled by groomer's law
he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!
only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law
she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law
he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!
only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law
she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law
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