Grooming

A pedophile dressed in a My little Pony outfit and sings the Barney theme song but likes to touch little kids hair.

Child: do you like my hair
Pedo: yes
Child: grooming my hair would be nice
Pedo: oh baby yeah I will

by Lil'baby10101 August 30, 2020

groommate

A male friend (or roommate) of yours who is getting married.

Mike and I aren't really friends, so much as groommates.

by goshdurnit June 21, 2007

Groomer

Zoe Laverne aka Zoe lagoomer ❤️

Me: Omg did you hear Zoe groomed Conner?
Friend: so Zoe is a groomer?! Lmfaooooo Zoe lagoomer!!

by Lmaoo_alr05 December 6, 2020

Groomer

Someone who mods HOI4 or actively participates on the HOI4 Modding Community

"Yikes, theres some drama on the HOI4 Community again"
"Groomers?"
"Yep"

by DumbAl September 26, 2020

gazoomba

an intense feeling of attraction far beyond that of love. a word to be used as infrequently as possible due to it's immense meaning

Wow this is delicious, I gazoomba this steaksauce

by Olive Juicer November 25, 2010

groomer's law

the incapacity of the human to see all the places to shave/etc, when grooming. ie: being haunted by; "you missed a spot"!!

looking right at yourself in a mirror, it is groomer's law that you will 'miss a spot'!! -the one hair that can turn itself invisible or (clear-colored!) while you are looking exactly at its' "gps" point!! ('groomer's blindness'??)

jill was busting on my door as i was troubled by groomer's law

he said 'you missed a spot'! i said, -groomer's law!

only a barber/stylist comes close to beating 'groomer's law

she was so anally fastidious, she could best the groomer's law

by michael foolsley February 3, 2010

Groombie

An annoying russian a-hole, usually the type of person to pick on an innocent ginger boy.

Ginger boy: aw that russian boy made fun of me!
Kid: Aw he's such a groombie.

by Mistamasta September 27, 2011