Gareth Furbank

The sexiest man on earth he is THY god he is like sooo freaken fit its unbelivble!!!!!!!!

we want u gareth

by Gareth Lover March 7, 2004

garthpocalypse

The traffic caused by Garth Brooks being in yo city.

"Wait, he's doing two shows back to back!? One group's coming while the other is leaving!? That will cause gridlock!"
"Shit man, that's Garthpocalypse"

by Kicks777 March 5, 2015

gareth

very cool guy

hi Gareth, you're a very cool guy

by phoneclothman April 22, 2020

narfle the garthog

to suck the big one

life really narfles the garthog

by poverty sucks April 30, 2004

narfel the garthok

To suck a penis, give a blowjob, perform a BJ

I got my Girl friend to narfel the garthok last night

by John426 May 28, 2008

Gareth

He’s always moody and clumsy doing things like tripping over binss. He constantly looks hungover and can’t control his temper. He does weird chicken dances when he thinks no ones looking and has weird funny eyebrows he can’t stop raising. He couldn’t control a goldfish to save his life and is such a mummy’s boy . He gets very rude and stressed easily and can be very cringey overall he is quite funny but with people laughing at rather than with him.

Gosh did u see that chicken dance Gareth just performed wasn’t that hilarious

by Sussex rat November 2, 2019

Gareth

When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size. When it looks as if a midgets penis was transplanted on to a average mans body.

Girl No. 1: Yeah Gareth Delap has such a midget dick

or

Girl No. 1: dude you have such a midget dick.

Gareth Delap: yea but my girlfriend loves to floss with it.

by haha! feck u! November 14, 2010