Garfield

the cat who i relate to the most

me: man why can't i just be garfield
friend: idk man I agree
me: *cri*
friend: *cri*

by peterpumpkinyeeter August 19, 2020

Garfidelity

The strict adherence to a lifestyle of sleeping late, hating Mondays, dogs, Nermal, and eating a lot of food (especially lasagna)

Mason’s garfidelity is what has been keeping him from getting a promotion

by bepis with no b November 1, 2020

grafinit

"/graf fee nee/" are fragmentary nuggets of compositions. UltraVioletIdea.com coined the term in the spirit of Erik Satie’s "Gymnopédies." "Finit" means "end" in French...generally short in duration, their end is in sight. Like the atom-thin form of carbon called graphene, a grafinit’s undeniable strength allows it to be built upon; yet like graffiti, it is impromptu and fleeting.

That grafinit was a solo piano piece of just 4 measures, but it filled me with emotion in a way that many longer sad songs could not.

by gRegWord May 4, 2021

Garfield

A very lasy and fisty
person or my dead cat who is prob still lazy in heaven 🤤➕🐱➕😴➕☠️=my cat

Me:shh he is sleeping

BFF:*touches*
Garfield hech naw

by Katheryn k May 18, 2021

Garfielded

When you cum in your friends lasagna

I just Garfielded jack

by The shle man July 8, 2021

GarfieldX7

GarfieldX7, the best person in the world. One of the best people on gamejolt, and the lasagna fest creator.

GarfieldX7, the best person in the world.

by pizzamemes February 13, 2022

Grafix Card

A graphics card that looks cool. The word is a reference to the word grafix. It's often a reference to very expensive graphics cards, with animated rgb lights and/or fancy looking coolers. Especially graphics cards that are made by the company Nvidia are often called a grafix card.

Person A: What model is this grafix card?
Person B: This is an Nvidia 3090 that I bought cheap on Ebay for only 2,000 dollars.
Person A: This is truly grafix. I wish I could affort this cool looking grafix card.
Person B: I wish grafix cards would be less expensive, so you could also buy one.

by Nanagos February 13, 2022