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Pork Grabber

The act performed by a woman in which the man's pork (phallus) is grabbed by the woman and squeezed till red/purple. Generally considered as an act of sexual perversion.
John: Me and this girl from my estate got up to some pretty crazy shit last night.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.
by 69withyourmum March 13, 2012
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Shin Grabber

Someone who fakes an injury or feigns insult to elicit sympathy from some authority.
What is with all the shin grabbers in the World Cup? Those two guys didn't even touch each other and now they're both rolling on the ground like someone broke their kneecaps.
by caffiend81 July 12, 2010
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Scone-Grabbers

As in, "Keep your scone-grabbers off my stuff"
by Tumbleweedstastefunny November 13, 2023
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Grabber

A girls the proceeds to post thotful pictures and quotes but don’t receive the same energy In person
Jake “this girl always be talking freaky and shit but not tryna link”
Ron “that bitch is a Grabber bro”
by Blay wick August 19, 2022
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shaft grabber

What Ben calls u when u steal his paper towel roll
Lauren stop being a shaft grabber
by Larry128 January 20, 2017
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