pole grabber

noun
1.
a total homosexual
"that dude is a massive pole grabber"
2.
a chick who cant stand but service every Johnson in a 50m radius
"watch out, she's a real pole grabber"

That pole grabber will suck your soul out.

by maxaine August 5, 2025

land grabber

“Land Grabber” is a derogatory term used against Caucasian people, since Europeans have a history of colonialism hence “grabbing land”.

Basketball Person 1: Damn I hate those cracker ass motherfuckers!

Basketball Person 2: Bitch ass land grabbers!

by TheCanadianSarge May 23, 2023

Bacteria Grabber

An aggressive person that has a funny name or a person who makes fun of your wealth.

That Bacteria Grabber has quite a funny name.
That Bacteria Grabber making fun of me!

by That0neperson May 28, 2023

Gooch grabber

A person who sneaks from behind in the army crawl position to an unsuspecting victim and grabs the gooch skin, squeezes, tickles, then smells their fingers which were used on the gooch.

There’s a reason why we call Alex the ”gooch grabber” and it’s the same reason why we have locks on the bathroom stalls.

by Yacomistemipito May 31, 2023

Turd Tampin Hammer Grabber

An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.

As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.

by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024

ip grabber

1. website that can source your IP address just by going to it
2. an exclamation to say whenever your friend posts a link

1.
incredibly trustworthy individual: click this link for free V-Bucks! gww.totallynotanIPgrabber.xom
Joe Schmoe: hell yeah i want v bucks
Swag Guy: joe are you fucking stupid thats an ip grabber

2.
Joe Schmoe: yo can you send me the link so i can set up that system
Nonswag Guy: yeah sure www.website.io
Swag Guy: ip grabber
Hatsune Miku: hi guys its me hatsune miku
everyone else (even the scammer from definition 1) holy shit

by Crackenheim January 16, 2026