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Skibidi Gooning

The act of ChrisChanMaxxing so hard that you exhibit high enough levels of skibidi rizz to achieve a transcendental level of goonint
Woah man! Your skibidi rizz is off the charts! You must be skibidi gooning!”
by Lvdcyeee October 29, 2023
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Goosnargh

A word one uses when he knows he should say something, but has no idea what that is.
"Dude, last night I gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance."

"uhh...goosnargh."
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Goosen-flagen

The act of taking a goose and inserting it into an orifice on your body while at the same time lubing another person with 10w-30 motor oil preferably Castrol.
Wow that goosen-flagen was slick!!!
by Dick Nibbler June 10, 2008
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Googin

A stout young animal, usually of Irish or Italian descent. A Googins diet primarily consists of inexpensive strong beer, burritos, and occasionally - if the mood strikes - Red Lobster.

A Googin will protect it's face with a beard unless it meets a female (see: Gleegan - a veterinarian or a scholar), in which case it will promptly stumble home and shave. Sideburns not included.

You'll often find a Googin "working" in it's toy-filled room, or hoarding James Ready 5.5 in the basements of select Stoney Creek dive bars. You may also find a Googin sitting shotgun in your vehicle, but treasure this opportunity as he will hastily be fast asleep.

A Googin also possess' limited speech. You will often hear a Googin muttering the following sounds:

- Hudgity
- Tiddly
- Shawarma Shawarma Shawarma
- Take a toke
- Eat shit and choke
- Touch base
- Reach out
- Bub
- Bubs
- Chrons
- Chroners
- Dece
"Hudgity, hudgity, hudgity I'm only going out if I can eat me some damn Red Lobster and drink me some fucking 50"

Q: Hey Uncle Parp, want to hang out?
A: Nah. I just pissed my boxers and it got on my signed Hilary Duff picture. Plus, I'm busy organizing my Polly Pockets, bubs.

*Insert friend to friend email*
Reply: Why thank you for reaching out, sir. I appreciate your concern, and value your time. I will touch base with my colleagues. Regards - Googin
by Jergs November 16, 2010
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Mother-Goosing

the act of cockblocking someone, but with Weed because one is "looking out for another's best interest"
Stop Mother-Goosing the weed. Whatever, whatever, I do what i want !
by Phikeia229 December 14, 2009
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googin poof

(Goo gin poof)

verb: 1) a dance preformed with random steps and movement due to overwhelming happiness

2) State of confusion

3) fit of laughter lasting more then 30 seconds

Noun: A overly happy person

can have prefexes such as:

-en as in Googin poofen

-ed as in googin poofed

-ing googin poofing
Verb 1:

I googin poofed when I found that rare comic i was looking for on amazon.com.

I will googin poof if I find that she really likes me.

verb 2:

I was struck googin poofen when i found out i failed the test and didn't know why.

Verb 3:

The cartoon Ed, edd, and Eddy always made me googin poof.

Noun:

I am so googin poof i might sing!
by theothermaninthebox January 22, 2011
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Gooping

Bro this dude is gooping
by Yanmma June 5, 2019
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