Goose 

Similar to “checking someone’s oil” it’s the act of forcing your thumb in someone’s butthole only when there clothed of course No penetration

Me: hey man did you see what Ronnie Did?
Matt: no what did that little creep do?

Me: he totally snuck up on Rachel and goosed her

Matt: oh wow

Me:yeah he’s sick

Matt: Yeah I guess it’s not much different than her husbands long nose Though

Goose by Jordowski June 14, 2020

Goose 

(Australian) ;-An Idiot-or Fool. (A Dickhead).

"He's a Goose"

Goose by sachabinky September 20, 2020

Goose 

(Australian) ;-An Idiot-or Fool. (A Dickhead).
Someone who is easily led/ A scapegoat

"We should get him to do it for us,,-He's a Goose".

Goose by sachabinky September 20, 2020

Goose 

Peace was never an option...

Hjonk, Hjonk Am Goose

Goose by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020

Goose 

Your favorite dumbass, who is also very gay for girls. Goose is a superior leader who sometimes make use of that superiority for narcissistic actions. BUT, the truth is, Goose is just your friendly neighborhood bisexual disaster who keeps making chaos everywhere.

Person #1 (You know who you are): Wow Goose is so weird
Person #2: I don't think so, i think Goose is awesome!

Goose by totallynotgoose October 26, 2020

Goose 

A white: car, truck or suv.

Lemme get the keys to the goose!

Goose by Coot225 November 6, 2020

Goose 

A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.

Jonny wept as his life was distorted by a goose.
The goose continued to reap the souls of men.

Goose by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020