Similar to “checking someone’s oil” it’s the act of forcing your thumb in someone’s butthole only when there clothed of course No penetration
Me: hey man did you see what Ronnie Did?
Matt: no what did that little creep do?
Me: he totally snuck up on Rachel and goosed her
Matt: oh wow
Me:yeah he’s sick
Matt: Yeah I guess it’s not much different than her husbands long nose Though
Matt: no what did that little creep do?
Me: he totally snuck up on Rachel and goosed her
Matt: oh wow
Me:yeah he’s sick
Matt: Yeah I guess it’s not much different than her husbands long nose Though
by Jordowski June 14, 2020
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Your favorite dumbass, who is also very gay for girls. Goose is a superior leader who sometimes make use of that superiority for narcissistic actions. BUT, the truth is, Goose is just your friendly neighborhood bisexual disaster who keeps making chaos everywhere.
Person #1 (You know who you are): Wow Goose is so weird
Person #2: I don't think so, i think Goose is awesome!
Person #2: I don't think so, i think Goose is awesome!
by totallynotgoose October 26, 2020
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A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.
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