gobble jeans

Pants that are so tight, it looks like your asshole is gobbling them up.

Helen's gobble jeans left no room for the imagination.

by peach79 January 18, 2009

Gobble Tunnel

A medical condition that mostly occours in the profession of masturbating turkeys. After multiple years in this profession, research has shown that Gobble Tunnel is mostly caused by repeated turkey jerking.

After a long day at work, Coloon's wrists were very sore, upon a visit to the doctor, the only diagnosis that could be found was Gobble Tunnel

by Manhammer1980 December 15, 2010

Gobble Whoppa

Small, round farret. AKA a Dwarf Hamster

Jessicas Gobble Whoppa made its way out of its small cage and nibbled on her toe.

by Bubba6475 November 06, 2010

Hossy Gobbles

THIS IS THE EQUIVALENT OF "FLAVOR TOWN" FOR TRUCKERS, NAMED AFTER THE FAMOUS HOT DOG GRAVY CALLED "HOSSY SAUCE"

THAT TRUCK STOP BUFFET GAVEE THE SQUIRTS, BUT THAT FOOD WAS HOSSY GOBBLES.

by Biggest and Baddest Hoss March 26, 2021

gobbly goop

a female dog named Eva

Gobbly goop is hangin out with Reese.

by mh August 09, 2003

gobbly goop

a racial slur spoken only by fibbers who are shit at fantasy football

you gobbly goop

Bro thats racist

by Yee yee mee September 25, 2020

Gobble Nob

A person who partakes of Nob in a fashion deemed unsuitably gobblesome. Originating from the greek 'Gobblealot Nobulus', a recently extict toad native to the marshes of the British Fens.

You fucking Gobble Nob, why don't you go and Gobble a Nob, you fuck.

by Big Mac January 20, 2005