Glory hole

A hole in the wall you put your penis through to have a wild experience

Glory hole

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Glory hunter

A glory hunter is @smoothieschels on twitter.
He doesn’t understand that not everyone has to support his home team if football isn’t good there.

@smoothieschels is such a glory hunter

by NardDogg January 12, 2022

glory boy

a person that is familiar with Keith Cozart

He a real glory boy. Look at allat drip and my boy impatiently waiting for AS2 drop.

by anonymous July 21, 2023

glory-hole-arolla

A glory hole with a protective cover that swings on a pivot above the hole. The cover hangs from the pivot when the hole is not in use and rests on a small pin next to the hole when open for business. Improved glory hole design based on ideas from comedian Adam Carolla, inventor of the recyclarolla.

He swung open the glory-hole-arolla, squeezed his balls and cock through the hole and unloaded in a strange guys mouth. Then disgusted with shame he swung the glory-hole-arolla closed.

by Hop Off October 5, 2011

Glory hole attendant

A person who works in a toilet/bathroom at a nightclub offering assistance to bathroom users. Their main job of a night is to offer a range of aftershaves and perfume, also assisting in washing of hands and shoes. In certain bathrooms there will be a glory hole connecting two cubicles for the use in the assistance of a certain sexual act. When two parties do not want to know who preformed/received the sexual act.

It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintain and clean the hole.

"Hey, did you hear? There's jobs going in wetherspoons for a Glory Hole Attendant.

by Righty Tossbag September 21, 2018

Glory Hole

Quite possibly one of the most odd sexual inventions of modern times. A glory hole is a hole cut typically out of a bathroom stall or a wall in an adult video store. One either inserts a penis into the hole or waits at said hole for a dick to poke through.

Once the cock is through the hole, the most common action is for someone to suck it. However, I do suppose the wang could penetrate another's buttocks of a vagina if the other individual is able to position himself or herself correctly.

What "glory" could come from such an anonymous sexual encounter in a filthy bathroom stall or overused private booth in an adult erotica store is beyond me. But people are fucking weird and I suppose one couldn't imagine a sexual fetish that hasn't already been attempted on this planet.

Greg: Hey man, I thought maybe we'd go glory hole hunting today. What do you think?

Jon: Sure. Sounds great and since I'm short, I've always got a stepping stool in m'trunk just for the occassion!

Greg: Really?!?! I can't wait!!!

Jon: No, you queer. Why would I want to stand in filth while a stranger, most likely unattractive and male, gobbles on my Johnson? Friendship over. But go ask Mike or Tom, I'm sure they'd be into it.

by KidPornoholic March 30, 2017

glory bag

Glory bag refers to a samich bag full of fucking goodness. A glory bag can be a variety of drugs, or even a samich. Glory bag could contain the following: weed, shrooms, coke, meth, molly, etc... A glory bag is the bag of all bags and is shown off to all of your friends. A person may even take a picture of the glory bag for reminiscing at a later date.

dude, check out my glory bag
I'm going to eat my glory bag over Christmas break
I shall bask in glory while frying from my glory bag
I will never sell my glory bag.... NOOOO!!

by squatchwatch November 29, 2011