Glenn

A fucking autistic beaver

Person 1: have you seen Glenn?

Person 2: Yeah he’s a fucking autistic beaver

by Seth McDowell October 30, 2022

Glenn

A boy with a disproportionately long nose.

He is often compared to either pinocchio or a woodpecker

You see that guy over there?
Yeah he got a fat nose, bro.
He must be a Glenn

by MadLad176 May 17, 2020

How does this affect Glenn?

When learning of a situation or issue, and in reality if has no real effect on you or your life.

When I heard about the bus route being permanently cancelled I asked “How does this affect Glenn?”

by Shrav2112 December 26, 2023

Glenn Jose Howard

Glenn also known as Jose also known as Jay also known as Howy is very and i mean VERY homosexual. He fetishises men with pussies and dreams about getting his nipples sucked by them. He id extremely short... I MEAN COMPACT and he identifies with things such as tacos and buritos. Hes a nerd but also very stupid. Soft... but mostly hard. (;

Ugh he keeps making taco jokes... classic Glenn Jose Howard behavior LOL

by slimthiccqueenuwu420 November 22, 2021

Glenn Kachapilly

The Cutest and sexiest man alive

He is Glenn Kachapilly he is sexy

by your momisfatterthanjellyroll April 29, 2025

Glenn Greenwald

A sex tape so graphic that it can corrode someone's reputation. The video is so graphic, it's hard to see this person the same way. Named after journalist Glenn Greenwald, whose tape leak corroded his journalistic reputation.

Do you think a lot of these politicians have a Glenn Greenwald? It would explain a lot.

by PsySlop May 31, 2025

Glenn Hat Trick

An ice hockey player can achieve a Glenn Hat Trick if he/she records all of the following in a single game:
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net

All you need to do is miss an empty net and you've got a Glenn Hat Trick!

by Reston Hawks September 13, 2011