Glenn

the biggest degenerate you will meet in your life. Literal dog brain will chase a laser point if presented.

“Whats glenns problem he always seems off?”
“Idk bro”

by eljefedon October 31, 2021

Glenn Net

When someone has abyssmal internet

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with this Glenn Net

by RealSikon September 5, 2021

Glenn Net

An abysmal internet connect, typically owned by Glenns.

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with Glenn Net

by RealSikon September 5, 2021

Glenn

Glenn is a synonym for 'prowl'.
To 'Glenn' is to wait in the woods and watch from between the leaves with a magnet and rope in hand.

Person 1 : Dude, stop Glenning!
Person 2 : But I've found so much metal!

by alabaster32 September 10, 2021

Glenn

A older guy who can’t admit he’s getting old. Someone who uses out of date slang.

My dad is being such a Glenn.

by LaylaaRoo September 11, 2021

Glenn Hat Trick

An ice hockey player can achieve a Glenn Hat Trick if he/she records all of the following in a single game:
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net

All you need to do is miss an empty net and you've got a Glenn Hat Trick!

by Reston Hawks September 13, 2011

Glenn

Glenn

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by gkbosslife1 November 23, 2021