gleesturbation

The act of pleasuring oneself via the most ridiculously unnecessary piece of TV drivel since The View. It is most often obnoxious and somewhat obscene to non-Gleeks who cringe when hearing one of the overwrought mashup monstrosities so popularized by the show.

My roommate was gleesturbating all last night because he "needed to catch up for the next season". If I have to hear that shitty version of Golddigger one more time, Im'ma cut a bitch.

Hell is other people's Gleesturbation.
-Oscar Wilde

by maximillian.arthur April 14, 2010

Gleeks

Fans of the TV show Glee, which first aired in May 2009.

We're such Gleeks, we've seen every episode twice.

by Gleeky December 23, 2009

gleeché

when something is a cliché because it aired on glee

guy: my college acapella group is performing "teenage dream" this weekend.
girl: that's such a gleeché.

by Julz M. November 20, 2010

gleekin

when someone’s trippin or lieing

john : bro vanessa just gave me her number

bob : you gleekin

by amos / nuggie44 November 1, 2018

gleetard

A term to describe idiots that are obsessed with the show 'Glee'

She would be here having fun but instead decided to stay home and be a gleetard.

by bucknkd December 28, 2009

Gleesus

The equivilant to Jesus Christ for people who watch Glee.

Molly: Dude? did you see the Season finale of Glee?

Maria: GLEESUS CHRIST YEAH I DID. :)

by Lady Gagas December 10, 2009

gleegasm

hearing the voices of the amazing Glee guys (mostly Mark and Sam and Corey) and getting an orgasm that is so powerful ur pants melt.

Gleegasm

*hears Mark Salling sing Sweet Caroline* shit! i just had a gleegasm

by Sweet Caroline!!!!! December 8, 2010